IRRELEVANT INFORMATION AT THE BOTTOM ABOUT THIS PAGE.*
Follow Your President
Private relocation · Est. November 2026

You said you’d follow him anywhere.

When President Trump suggested moving to Israel, we heard more than a joke. We heard a relocation opportunity.

Start planning your next chapter in turning claims of 99% approval to 99.9%.

Explore My Fresh Start Presidential departure date pending.
“I’m at 99% approval rating in Israel, can you believe it? In fact, if people ever got tired of me in the U.S., I’ll move to Israel and become prime minister.”
Luggage tag · FYP
You said you’d follow him anywhere.
DeparturesGate TBD
YOU-2026Tel Aviv
Exploring options
MAGA-001Tel Aviv
Awaiting leadership
AF-001To be announced
Concept of a departure
Flight
Destination
Status
YOU-2026
Tel Aviv
Exploring options
MAGA-001
Tel Aviv
Awaiting leadership
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Concierge

You’ve spent years defending his statements. Let us handle this one.

Flexible booking

Because his plans may evolve between interviews.

Family assistance

We help explain the move to relatives who thought you were kidding.

Document support

Yes, passports are still required.

Presidential Departure Tracker

We’ll let you know the moment nothing changes.

This tracker is parody. We have no access to any real reservation, itinerary or travel plan. Every status below reflects public statements only.

Interest expressedYes
Destination mentionedIsrael
Departure datePending
ReservationUnconfirmed
Your ability to research independentlyAvailable now
The quote up top: President Donald Trump, Fox & Friends, November 3, 2026. Clip via @atrupar.com.

*Figure supplied by the prospective president of the travel party.

99%Claimed by President Trump on Fox & Friends, November 3, 2026. No poll was cited. 81%Israelis with a favorable view of him, per a Pew Research Center survey reported in June 2026.

Still very good. Not quite a luxury-hotel score. Your individual satisfaction may vary.
Relocation packages

Curated for every level of commitment.

Every package includes unlimited emotional carry-on. All packages are entirely fictional.

The Concept of a Plan

A downloadable packing list and the reassuring feeling that something is happening.

Unlimited emotional carry-onEntry level

The Executive Exodus

Lounge access, gold luggage tags, and someone to say your departure was historic.

Unlimited emotional carry-onMost requested

The Stand By Your Man

Flexible dates synchronized with his announced intentions. Extremely flexible.

Unlimited emotional carry-onDate to be announced
The Great Migration Readiness Assessment

Get your Patriot Departure Profile.

Five questions. No passport upload. Nothing is booked.

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Carry-onEmotional, unlimited
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Frequently asked

Questions before you pack.

Is President Trump actually moving?

He expressed interest. We have built an entire business around less.

Can I move there just because I support him?

Political enthusiasm is not an immigration category.

Will I automatically receive citizenship?

No. Please consult the actual eligibility requirements linked below.

Will I be part of the 99%?

That figure was supplied by him. Your individual satisfaction may vary.

Can I bring my guns?

Please read the actual import and licensing rules before packing anything.

Will everyone there agree with me?

You are relocating to a country containing other people.

Does my American political party operate there?

The orientation session may take longer than anticipated.

What if he stays in America?

Our Follow From a Distance package may suit your needs.

Can I get a refund if he changes his mind?

We encourage you to begin with our entirely fictional packages.

Is this site serious?

About the travel agency? No. About checking immigration requirements before moving? Very.

Before you actually move

The serious part.

Supporting any politician does not establish eligibility to immigrate anywhere. If you are genuinely considering a move, start with official sources.

Israel Population and Immigration Authority↗ Israel Ministry of Aliyah and Integration↗ U.S. State Department: Israel travel information↗ U.S. passports↗